When I finished work on Friday night, I picked up my phone and was greeted by this tweet. I died from laughter. This is my ghost typing.
She was also trying to sell me –
— Barren Betty (@Barren_Betty) October 11, 2013
Alas, I’m sad to disappoint you all but I am not for sale. However, the good news is that these gals on eBay are ( I think Betty’s the third one from the left.. she looks a bit startled)..
By the end of the IVF, I may have graduated to Voodoo Doll status and may need to upgrade myself to a New Orleans Voodoo Fertility Doll (yes, it really does exist.. the dolls are beautiful).. wouldn’t I look pretty?