If you want a dose of IF pumpkin awesomeness, this is it.
Coming to you LIVE from England we have the Grand Final of Pumpkin Smackdown 2013 with your hosts me, Barren Betty and her, Fertility Doll. Please also welcome our Pumpkin-licious Pumpkin Grand High Judge and Priestess Immotile Turtle!
FD: I’d have written RAWRcous applause.
BB: And that is why I am in charge of typing.
There have been an unprecedented number of entries this year, so let’s crack on with the show.
Pumpkin Smackdown theme tune plays while FD dances a short ballet piece she has been practicing
FD: Good use of IVF paraphernalia, very nice. Topical and exhibits strong carvery skills.
BB: His expression makes me think he probably got poked with a needle somewhere else too.
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